Rapid Eye Movement -- Five Times Over

Last night I went to bed at 12:34AM

I woke up an hour later around 1:45. I had a dream. It was weird. I went back to sleep.

I woke up again at 2:30, another dream, I went back to sleep.

Once again I awoke, this time at 3:46. I remember the time exactly because I grabbed my phone immediately after I stopped my gasps of horror. (The dream wasn't all that scary, it just...bothered me tothe core.) After cradling myself with all the lights on for twenty minutes, I managed to get back to sleep and woke up AGAIN with another dream. 5:06. Back to bed, another dream.

I didn't feel like I got any sleep at all. My body never left REM sleep. My eyes must have been moving all night. And what's funny, is I remember ALL OF THEM PERFECTLY. If that isn't unusual I don't know what is.
It was probably just a crazy coincidence, but...I don't know, maybe it was something I ate?

Dream 1: I got a 32 on my act. But then it turned out that was just my missle count in Metroid. I actually got a twelve. My dad slapped me. (Yeah idkwtf)

Dream 2: I couldn't finish eating all of my ice so I gave some to Ryan (Yeah, also my last name, how cool.) He started talking about his engineering program at Perry University. Then we went to the amusement park and I lost my cotton candy. I went to a club at school, it was in an abandoned warehouse, Mr S. had a saw for a hand and Ryan and Lauren were talking about something by a curtain. Then I went to my friend's house and couldnt find my shoes. (Yeah idkwtf once more.)

Dream 3: In a crowded room of people. Classmates, I think. We were watching tv on an old, tube tv. Except it was hung on the wall all of a sudden. And what was on the screen was a bunch of street corners or something, and then the tv fell off the wall in slow motion, as if waitless. Some big black bar almost hit me, and then the tv hit me and got all staticy. It was crushing me. I tried to push it back up but it was really heavy. A figure appeared in the static and I started bugging out badly. I started to push it back up and pictures started flashing on the Tv. Girl's faces. A few of them were cartoon girls, and a few were real. I felt a click in my neck and a snapping sound and I woke up. I had no idea what to make of it. But it bothered me.

Dream 4: I found a deck of cards. All of a sudden my dog was HUGE. That's all, really.

Dream 5: I went to an anime conventoin with my friend, and then we were going to college for no reason. And she was driving me around in her car and I had a camera. We saw a chimera and I got out of the car to take a picture. It was tiny but after I took some shots it came after me. We tried to get back in the car but it was surrounded with laundry...yeah.

God, one of the weirdest nights of my life.

Feeling shaken, not stirred.